Welcome back to Boujee Bravo Bitches, where we talk all that Bravo tea from basic to Boujee. In Bravo news this week, Phaedra Parks will make her Dancing with the Stars debut, Tamra is terrorizing the internet with non-stop videos, RHOBH and RHOP are coming this fall, Jax shares his recent diagnosis, and Yolanda Hadid is engaged to a cowboy. The ladies of Orange County are playing Traitors with John Melloncamp’s grandchildren’s mother who is trying to be Alan, which she is not. Shannon gets her breathalyzer installed in her new car and Emily apologizes to Jenn for how hard she went after her. A new stew joins the Med crew and Ellie feels like a third wheel, Bri continues her laundry struggles but has found a stew support group online. Season 2 of Dubai ends with an Ayan and Lesa blowup that seems to have completely broken their friendship, part 1 of the reunion begins next week.