shout out to all my CPAliens, you know who you are...

[Verse 1]

It’s the accounting firm owner, podcaster, amateur rapper

first time on the mic so listen close and hold your laughter

so, what’s hotter than a million-dollar cloud firm,

with low churn, there i go again, talking about myself, and

track, indicators, to perform on this platform

And now you ‘bout to see a southern EA reborn

I said i’m not a public certified accountant

and they say it’s not the tax you pay but what bracket you in

You got mail? send electric or post-dated to the I-R Service

Cause if we file a return that’s late, they all get nervous

So go get your Panda signed docs, and listen close bitches

the riches, come when you’re deeply penetrating niches

scar-a-no got taxed but i’m here and still alive

a felony for selling cocaine in two thousand five

and now i thrive, took a nosedive, but didn’t go to prison

i’ve said this all before, but i don’t think ya’ll even listen

[Hook]

Now toss your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you’re in despair

if your tax staff quits and you’re sick of this shit

Then everybody let me hear you say No Fa-ir

[Verse 2]

fixed asset depreciation or study cost segregation

For the property owner, and not the loaner

let me know when it’s time for print toner

If not I'll wait, because the future of the profession is gone

If the children of CPAs gon' be a daughter or son

Or are they the smartest regardless the platform they on?

I feel that if we take a break, it might just start to be fun

Or will they run out of funds and grab a p-p-p loan?

They wanna consult us on leadership, and finding your Why

Like Simon Sinek when you find it that’s a natural high

Land of Ron Baker or an acre of a cloud in my sky

Now banker, banker no more can I get Relay-Fi?

[Verse 3]

Foolish is how i act, but you know i ain’t no fool

Thinking about how a Podcast about accounting can be cool?

Like A-J to the E-S, cause we adjust the journal entries and

Homie, i think i made it, but i’m not automated,

finally ended client engagements that we tolerated

And now I'm rapping on a track that OutKast created

is it a Debit or a Credit?

are balance sheet numbers killing you softly?

intro the C-P-Aliens, and debit inventory

So Sorry, as I trade Scarano to Earmark

Found how to dismantle my anchor, and then depart

Then turned the page, now everybody's trying to find their spark?

A-R clerks stay serious even when they fart

a facade of being hilarious Shakespeare with no fear

protect vulnerable PCs but Macs are in the clear, okay?

I wasn’t locked away, i got a longer rep in this endeavor,

not low on ambition so I'm ready explore and get paid!

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