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Last Friday night, Disney released the #1 movie in the country -- Pixar's Onward -- for digital download on iTunes/Amazon/etc. It's safe to say, that's the first time that's ever happened.

When you say "the #1 movie in the country," you're talking about what was #1 last weekend or maybe last week. Onward was also the #1 movie in the country specifically on last Thursday... when it made $33,296. There are times when movies make that per screen.

There's a movie on that domestic chart that one person went to see. It made $6. That movie, though, wasn't at the bottom of that chart… because there are three movies on that chart that no one went to see. In the country.

Also: Tiger King is the "shocking Netflix series that has captivated the internet" and "the most bonkers true-crime doc you'll ever see."

The Nose has seen both.

Some other stuff that happened this week, give or take:

• Cowboy Museum Puts Their Head Of Security In Charge Of Their Twitter, And His Tweets Are Hilariously Wholesome
• Social Distancing Diaries: Cut the Crap and Embrace the Bidet
  The COVID-19 pandemic has sparked a countrywide toilet-paper-buying frenzy. But there's a better way to clean up that's good for your butt, your wallet, and the environment.
• Cats Allegedly Added Buttholes, Then Removed Them, And Now Fans Want The Butthole Cut
• AMC Theatres Has Furloughed Its Entire Corporate Staff and CEO in the Wake of Coronavirus Closures
• Movie Theaters Are Closed, but Their Value Isn't Lost to Us Yet
• These Famous Logos Have Been Remade for the Coronavirus Age
• McDonald's Separates Its Golden Arches in an Act of Coronavirus Solidarity
• This Pork-Hucking Pig Farmer Is the Only One Doing Quarantine Right
  Left with a backlog of ham and sausages, one farmer has figured out a way to safely get his wares to his customers in the time of social distancing -- hucking ham.
• ATTENTION OLD PEOPLE: Millennials Aren't The Problem Right Now
  We are way too old.
• McDonald's Separates Its Golden Arches in an Act of Coronavirus Solidarity
  In Brazil, brand has altered iconic mark to encourage safety for all during coronavirus pandemic
• Eli Miller, a Sultan of Seltzer, Is Dead at 86
  He began delivering sparkling water in 1960, when hundreds of seltzer men plied the streets. He continued until 2017, when there were almost none.
• Terrence McNally, Tony-Winning Playwright of Gay Life, Dies at 81
  Mr. McNally, who died of coronavirus complications, introduced audiences to characters and situations that most mainstream theater had previously shunted into comic asides.
• Florida Senate proclaims Florida State national champion
• Scott Boras pitches 162-game MLB season, including Christmas game, despite coronavirus delay

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