The boys are back and desperately attempting to fill the Sam-sized hole in their hearts via their friend Chris. Lord of the Rings is on the mind, and they discuss why Gandalf is actually Augustine, how Morgoth creating a dragon is completely unrealistic, and the irony of George Martin having tons of religions in his drivel-ridden fantasy world vs Tolkien's lack of religion in his inherently religious world. Plus! Gandalf intended for the party to use Eagles, a Gollum video game no one wanted, and Harry Potter < LOTR. (Audio Fixed)