Adam Carolla Show Greg Fitzsimmons on Civil War Fears, Self-Driving Cars + Inside Rick Caruso’s $100M Superyacht
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Aug 19, 2025 
Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons, known for his sharp wit and comedic prowess, joins forces with fellow comedian Rudy Pavich. They kick off a fiery discussion on America’s civil discourse, humorously envisioning a potential civil war. Greg shares his disdain for self-driving cars after trading his Prius for a Mustang. The duo also dives into the latest viral trends, including Kim Kardashian’s bizarre $48 face wrap, poking fun at society's obsession with fitness fads. Their banter is a delightful mix of comedy, culture, and current events.
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Polarization Could Become Violent
- Greg Fitzsimmons warns that escalating vitriol could someday lead to another civil war and he'd expect similar geographic divides.
- He ironically imagines using Civil War reenactors and old equipment to contain casualties and make it a spectacle.
Town-Name Fight Fantasy
- Adam Carolla jokes about settling disputes between towns with octagon fights where the winner renames the loser town.
- He imagines ring girls, voting on winners, and periodic rematches to keep titles active.
Race Day Miscommunication
- Adam recounts confusion during a vintage car race when a dry-erase board read "eight pace laps" and "oil six to nine."
- He describes how imprecise communication on race day creates dangerous uncertainty for drivers.