Explicably, the nonce one.
In the grand tradition of Brass Eye, our resident pedophile expert, Helen, talks us through why they did their BA dissertation on pedophiles and pedophile rehabilitation, and how it's made them the superstar they are now.
We talk about the construction of sexuality, Lacanian notions of desire, Epstein's flight logs, and flesh out our theory that money makes you a nonce. Plus, we libel ourselves! What could be more fun!
In all seriousness, this is an episode about pedophiles and child sexual assault, so it inherently comes with a big content warning. Please listen at your own discretion.