There’s nothing but laughs in our Funny Stuff compilations of classic RISK! stories on the lighter side. This week, Kumail Nanjiani and Alecia Altstaetter share about penile injuries and barf boats.
🎤Live Story: Pure Fuckmachine by Kumail Nanjiani
Kumail learns how to masturbate and is so excited that he zips his pants too quickly afterward and cuts his penis on the zipper.
🎤Live Story: That New Ship Smell by Alecia Altstaetter
Alecia and her husband decide to take the kids on the high speed car ferry across Lake Michigan. A huge storm breaks out. The family ends up in the hospital covered in blood, urine, vomit and lake water by the end of the fiasco.
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