Netflix Is A Daily Joke Dusty Slay: A Joke About Milk
Dec 10, 2025
Stand-up comedian Dusty Slay, known for his observational Southern humor and Netflix special 'Wet Heat', delivers a hilarious take on the origins of drinking animal milk. He questions humanity's choice of beverage while humorously imagining the process of finding cows. Slay also dives into the absurdity of milking unlikely animals and tells a funny story about a friend’s latte order with chocolate milk. His comedic exploration of milk wraps up with a vivid imagery of humans trying to get milk like calves, leaving listeners in stitches.
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How Cow's Milk Became Normal
- Dusty Slay questions how humans decided cow's milk would be the norm and imagines a trial-and-error selection process.
- His comedic framing reveals how odd cultural choices become normalized over time.
The Hypothetical Milker's Ten-Year Test
- Dusty Slay jokes about one guy milking every animal for a decade before picking cows.
- He imagines the milker's exhaustion and preference for cows after trying weird milks like dog's milk.
Confused By Milk Choices At A Cafe
- Dusty Slay recounts going to a coffee shop where his friend ordered a latte with 'chocolate' milk.
- He uses the moment to poke fun at unfamiliar milk options and his own latte inexperience.