On today's ZBT we've got 5 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: A good guy with a fork lift thwarts a would-be robber proving that we do not need fork lift control. Round 2: It’s time we remind you that every person you search must be searched thoroughly because if you dont, there is no tellin whats inside one of them coochies. Round 3: Update the safety brief: while it’s important to clean up our areas when camping, we must pay attention to the warning signs or else you could cause a state-wide fire simply because you wiped your own ass. Round 4: China might have discovered the communication from aliens. The US also ups the budget for UFO research. Curiouser and curisouser. Round 5: Wanna buy an artillery round that will end up going up the russian military’s assholes? Well, we will tell ya how.

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