

The Bat Emoji and The Eggplant Emoji (Paul F. Tompkins, Kylie Brakeman, Brett Morris, Nicole Parker Redford)
Oct 6, 2025
This episode features Ellen Dracula, who hilariously shares her concerns about her son Jack while dishing out Dracula-family lore. Joan Pedestrian and Burnt Me a Payday of The Neighborhood Listen dive into quirky Dignity Falls stories, including pharmacy parades and NeighborHap app oddities. The trio also discusses Al Pacino, teenage crushes, and the intricacies of monster dating. Expect laugh-out-loud moments over bat puns and a side of enthrallment antics, like Jack's indecent bat photo, that add a unique twist to the conversation!
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Neighborhood Podcast Origins
- Burnt Me a Payday, Joan Pedestrian and Doug Corn Pedestrian describe their podcast The Neighborhood Listen and how it spotlights local oddballs in Dignity Falls.
- They explain the NeighborHap app and recurring quirky guests like Sybil and a cat influencer attempt.
Pharmacy As A Local Attraction
- Burnt Me a Payday describes being the head pharmacist at Dignity Falls Museum with dozens of microscopes and a macroscope on display.
- The hosts joke about the museum-like pharmacy, indoor fountain, mechanized pill assembly, and artisanal pharmacists.
Smokejumper Rescue In Parade Fire
- Burnt recounts a near-death moment building a straw pharmacist effigy that caught fire and how his girlfriend Gabby smoke-jumped in to rescue him.
- He credits Gabby with parachuting in through a fontanelle in the head and saving his life during the pharmacy parade.