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White Cartel Dealer Explains How To SURVIVE Prison

Feb 21, 2023

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You're Locked Up in Oregon?

Putting Blacks in Prison? Yeah, Yeah, It's a Joke.

How Different Prison Systems Were You In?

Prison Dudes Are Sensitive

The Scariest Motherfuckers

The Black Dudes Are Running as Good as Motherfucker

Are the Hells Angels Separated From White Power?

I Lost My Virginity to a Pimple Sold Crack Sold Weed

Coke Is Still the Way to Go

Dope Man - I'm Like a D Boy

You Don't Need a Gun When You're Selling Crack

The Best Weed Is Coming From Southern California

The Little Coyotes Are Growing in America, Right?

How Much Did You Give Reggie?

You Know What I'm Doing a Wall?

Drug Traffickers? Come on Criminals?

Get 25% Off True Classic With the Code Flagrant

Two Tickets to the UFC 285 in Las Vegas

You're Getting Too Big, You've Got to Eat.

Do You Need Support From the United States?

Is Mexico Any Safer?

01:00:57 • 2min

The Drug Kingpins Are Not Top Dogs.

01:02:40 • 2min

01:04:29 • 3min

You Get Knocked, You Get Pinched

01:07:38 • 2min

The Way I Got Pinched

01:09:37 • 2min

You Short Me $20 With My Fucking Money? Yeah, It's a Write-Off!

01:11:09 • 2min

You Hate Your Jobs, Your Wives Are Fat?

01:13:20 • 2min

Motherfucker, We're Still Dealing

01:14:53 • 3min

You Just Got to Let Me Go

01:18:08 • 2min

You've Got a Million Dollars a Year, Right?

01:20:12 • 3min

Drug Dealing Is Not Just About You, Bro.

01:23:29 • 2min

You Know What I Mean?

01:25:38 • 1min

01:27:08 • 2min

You Can Give a GIF Up to What?

01:28:53 • 3min

You Gift Me 16,000. And Now My Money Is Laundered

01:31:34 • 2min

Drug Wholesalers - The Only Way to Really Get Rich Is an American Drug Dealer

01:33:48 • 2min

You Don't Think Jay Z Would Be Jay-Z if He Never Sold Drugs?

01:35:20 • 4min

You Gotta Take What the Game Gives You

01:38:54 • 3min

Colombian Coke - Is DHL Going to Look Extra Closely in Colombian Packages?

01:42:09 • 2min

What's the Best Way to Track a Package?

01:43:47 • 2min

You're a Border Guard, You Make Half a Million a Year?

01:45:24 • 2min

Do You Know When Some Mules Are Bringing Some Drugs?

01:47:14 • 2min

What's the Solution to the Coke Crisis?

01:49:03 • 2min

Is This the Only Underwear I Wear?

01:50:43 • 4min

Is It a Mess Before?

01:54:47 • 2min

Is There a KKK in the Northwest?

01:56:52 • 2min

Are You Getting Back to the Black Community?

01:58:32 • 4min

Is There a Better Time?

02:02:07 • 2min

Narko Season 3 - The Kali Cartel

02:04:02 • 3min

The Truth About Drugs

02:07:13 • 3min

What's Happening in America?

02:10:34 • 2min

The Collateral Damage of the Drug War, the Crack Wars

02:12:12 • 3min

You're Not Doing Shit for Us, Right?

02:15:07 • 2min

Is There Any Truth to the Tunnels?

02:16:57 • 4min

Is It Hard to Develop a Serious Relationship?

02:20:59 • 3min

The Drug Game Has Changed, Bro.

02:24:00 • 2min

I Don't Know What This Is, but You Might Have to Be Black to Do This?

02:25:43 • 2min

Do You Move Like Drugs in Prison?

02:27:15 • 3min

What Happens When We Go in One?

02:30:42 • 3min

How Do You Cope With the Solitary Wing?

02:34:07 • 2min

I Was Locked In

02:35:39 • 3min

Do You Have a Job?

02:38:58 • 3min

Is There a Difference Between a Snitch and a Rat?

02:42:15 • 2min

Are You a Rat Out on the Street?

02:43:51 • 3min

You Know, There's Choices to Be Made

02:47:04 • 4min

The Black Gorilla Family

02:51:14 • 3min

02:54:23 • 1min

Are You a Drug Consultant?

02:55:51 • 3min

The Rush Is the Win

02:59:16 • 4min

You Know, I Don't Want to Be a Drug Dealer Anymore.

03:02:49 • 1min

Johnny Mitchell - You're Sharing Your Story, Johnny Mitchell

03:04:17 • 2min

Whats up people, today we have Johnny Mitchell to discuss how he got linked up with the Sinaloa cartel, how he eventually got caught, and how he survived 3 years in federal prison. INDULGE! 00:00 Intro 00:43 Johnny didn’t snitch 01:55 Johnny freelanced for the cartel 03:44 Did anyone try to climb Johnny’s tree? 05:53 Johnny’s first fight in prison 07:35 Different types of jail 08:28 Swedish jail is like summer camp 10:08 Schulz obeys the law because he’s scared of a booty bandits 14:07 Scariest person he met in jail is a dude with a tiny pecker 20:11 Scariest thing about prison is male pattern baldness 22:07 How Johnny became a professional dealer 26:30 Coke is where the money is 29:31 Johnny got robbed while playing Mario kart 35:20 Sinaloa - home of Weed + Speaking Spanish is worse 41:30 Johnny was making $80k a month 46:19 How CNN taught Johnny to traffick drugs 56:31 Everybody wants to be seen, including the cartel 01:01:08 Nobody wants to be the boss anymore 01:03:36 How freelancing led to Fentanyl 01:08:05 Comedy is like drug dealing 01:09:11 Dealing with mafia nepo-babies 01:13:20 Johnny is 0/1 with bribes 01:21:35 Johnny made $1 million selling 01:23:48 Where do you hide that much money? 01:30:33 Laundering money though gifts 01:32:20 Middlemen drug dealers + Business acumen 01:38:51 Embracing your past 01:41:40 How Johnny would start again… 01:46:31 Paying US Border agents + Legalisation 01:55:18 Portland Whites are weird 02:00:09 European Mafias + Bootlegging created Presidents 02:09:13 Crack + crime + overcorrection 02:13:45 Moving guns + Cartels wanted the wall 02:19:17 Narco-states built around Tourism 02:21:36 This is a lonely life + adjusting to civilian life 02:25:45 Moving drugs in prison + Racial lines aren’t as strict 02:33:00 Solitary confinement is torture + time flies in prison 02:40:02 Working in the kitchen + Real camaraderie 02:43:38 Difference between Snitch and Rat 02:45:26 Family impact - mom, dad and Jimmy 02:50:44 Comedy in prison is the best 02:54:53 Every prisoner has a gf 02:56:30 Taliban contacted Johnny for consulting 02:57:41 Being the last bootlegger - “no regrets” 02:59:26 Smashing out Cartel’s girl + Risk taking

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