Are a majority of today’s topics serendipitously eighties related? Yes. Are we inadvertently excited about that? Indeed.   

Pizza Hut updates! Tomato-basil Pizza Wine and American Girl’s Book It! Set. 

Someone barefoot 24/7: Buffalo Bills wide receiver Mack Hollins.  

And spotted! Cutie eyes on Kacey Musgraves merch. 

We are loving Rivals, which is based on a novel by Dame Jilly Cooper. See also: her takes in this Financial Times interview and “It’s Family ‘Sex Scenes’ Night” by Anya Kamenetz for The Cut.

If you’re in NYC soon, check out Luna Luna at The Shed, and read Joe Coscarelli’s piece on it in the New York Times for more backstory. 

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