For this episode of Planet Retard we have on listeners Daniel & Jesse! We go over a lady who shot herself in the ass in an MRI machine, selfie taking assholes, & how to properly cover up an unfortunate pants shitting whilst on the job, among other stupid things. Thanks for listening & supporting the show!

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