
Netflix Is A Daily Joke Beth Stelling: A Joke About Her Dad's Raccoons
Jan 2, 2026
Beth Stelling, a stand-up comedian known for her personal storytelling, dives into wild tales about her dad and an out-of-control raccoon population. She recalls his quirky feeding rituals, including sharing Hershey Kisses with the raccoons and the shocking moment he revealed he had 91 of them! With humor and charm, she narrates everything from homemade traps to a raccoon escaping in the car. Beth even introduces us to Snorky, a tame raccoon, while pondering whether his affection meant gratitude or rabies. Tales of adventure that surely leave you smiling!
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Costume Photo Shoots And Midnight Raccoons
- Beth Stelling recounts childhood visits to her dad's Orlando home where they played in a garage full of costumes and staged photo shoots.
- One night her dad revealed 18 raccoons eating from a trough he kept stocked with dog food and Hershey Kisses, framing it as a spectacle for the kids.
Counting And Releasing Dozens Of Raccoons
- Over the years Beth's dad's raccoon population exploded, reaching into the dozens and later higher counts he reported to her.
- He attempted humane solutions like traps and releasing them, updating Beth with proud but absurd progress counts as he removed dozens at a time.
The Cost Of Feeding An Army
- Beth's sister once calculated the dad's dog food spending when the raccoon count was in the 40s and found it cost about $4,000 a year.
- Her father minimized costs like Hershey Kisses and treated the infestation with bemused acceptance rather than urgency.
