Our dear friend Matt McCusker joins the hosts for a hilarious and explicit conversation covering topics like horse play, black laborer lunches, pickled turtle tanks, tattooing delicate areas, explicit humor and speculation, mistaken identity at a resort, hotel turtles and mysterious security, personal experiences with self-control and privacy, and teenage porn watching.
Babysitting porn experiences led to a mix of curiosity and unease in the speaker's childhood.
Winning a Spanish Fly magazine in an NFL Blitz bet created high stakes and allure for young teenagers.
The speaker's concern during a sleepover was facing disciplinary consequences rather than participating in adult-themed entertainment.
Deep dives
Guarding the Door: A Childhood Porn Encounter
When the speaker was in second grade, they were asked to guard the door while their older brothers and their friends watched porn. This unusual babysitter duty was a mix of excitement and confusion for the young child, who didn't fully understand what was happening. They stood by the door, anticipating their parents' return, and had glimpses of the explicit content being shown. Despite the strange experience, they ended up being allowed to watch some of it themselves, leading to a mix of curiosity and unease.
Spanish Fly and NFL Blitz: A Brotherly Bet
In sixth grade, the speaker's older brother made a wager during a sleepover: beat him by 30 points in NFL Blitz and win the infamous 'Spanish Fly 14' magazine. Despite the intense gaming session, the speaker emerged victorious and claimed their prize. The Spanish Fly magazine held an undeniable allure for young teenagers, and the stakes were high among friends. Despite the potential repercussions, the brother kept his word and handed over the coveted item to the triumphant sibling.
Babysitting Duties and Adult Distractions
During a sleepover in sixth grade, the speaker was tasked with babysitting their siblings while their friends watched softcore porn. Aware of the potential trouble they could get into, the speaker distanced themselves and focused on their own activities, trying to remain innocent and avoid the impending consequences. The sleepover took place in a unique location above a veterinary clinic, adding to the secretiveness and fear of being caught. The speaker's concern was centered on the possibility of facing disciplinary consequences rather than participating in the adult-themed entertainment.
Comedic banter and personal anecdotes
In this podcast episode, the hosts engage in a lighthearted conversation featuring comedic banter and personal anecdotes. They discuss topics such as their experiences with babysitting, moments of awkwardness, and reflections on their own lives. The hosts share humorous stories and engage in playful banter throughout the episode.
Upcoming projects and announcements
Towards the end of the podcast, the hosts mention some upcoming projects and announcements. They talk about Matt's book, which is in the process of being printed and shipped to customers. They also mention the audiobook version and express excitement about its completion. They invite listeners to visit a specific website to purchase the book and support the project.
