

Tucker Carlson JOKES Roy Wood Jr. SHOULD have said @ Correspondents' Dinner
May 2, 2023
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Introduction
00:00 • 4min
The Importance of Humping
04:01 • 2min
The Importance of Drinking and Joking
05:53 • 2min
The Importance of Humor in Comedy
07:33 • 2min
How to Get Selected for a Trophy Jersey
09:05 • 2min
How to Prepare for a Comedy Tour
10:45 • 5min
The Cutaways
15:16 • 3min
The Dark Brandon
18:25 • 3min
The COVID Issues in Baseball
20:58 • 6min
How to Be a Successful Journalist
26:53 • 5min
Joe Biden's Segregation Action
31:58 • 2min
Geology's Custom Control Hair Care Routine
33:42 • 2min
How to Deal With Tick Time
35:28 • 3min
The Power of Jokes
38:13 • 2min
The Importance of Humor in Comedy
40:19 • 3min
The Story of Roses
43:08 • 3min
The North Dakota Governor's Speech
46:34 • 2min
How to Fuck a Speech
48:53 • 4min
The Irony of the National Guard and the Fire Department
52:30 • 5min
The History of Peanut Butter
57:45 • 2min
The Black Community Stole Chocolate Chip Cookies
59:26 • 2min
Why People Love Peanut Butter
01:01:26 • 2min
How to Replace Your Bad Habit
01:03:07 • 2min
Cleopatra Cultural Appropriation
01:05:23 • 4min
The Problem With Finding a Talented Greek or Egyptian
01:09:15 • 2min
The Bra: A Better Way to Wear It
01:11:14 • 5min
Jerry Spring's Disappointment With Judge Judy
01:15:51 • 2min
The Beauty of Being White in America
01:17:50 • 2min
The Importance of Supporting Black People
01:19:54 • 3min
The Third Cousin Fucker
01:22:42 • 2min
The Importance of Hip Hop
01:24:39 • 4min
The Struggle That Got Us Away With
01:29:08 • 2min
The Self-Give Back to the Self
01:31:36 • 2min
The Importance of Being From the South
01:33:56 • 2min
The Importance of Replacing the South
01:35:57 • 3min
The Fucking Bridge
01:38:35 • 2min
The Privilege of Being a Comedian
01:40:14 • 3min