Michelle Wolf: A Joke About European Beaches

The Differences at the Beach

In Barcelona, being a European beach city, many of the beaches there are clothing optional, leading to the exposure of numerous penises. However, the quality of these exposed penises tends to be less than desirable. Younger men may have difficulty keeping their penises soft due to the presence of boobs and a breeze, but older men seem to have mastered the art of keeping them floppy. These older men, often bigger and out of shape, proudly flaunt their soft genitals, perhaps in an attempt to reassure themselves of their virility. Additionally, the beaches also feature exposed breasts, including those of individuals with breast implants. Interestingly, referring to the implants as "fake boobs" can lead to arguments and accusations of transphobia.