Comedian Michelle Wolf jokes about European nude beaches and explores the presence of penises and the confidence of older men. She compares regular and gay beaches in Barcelona while playful imagining a visit to a lesbian beach.
The European beaches in Barcelona offer clothing-optional options and showcase a variety of exposed genitals, with older men confidently flaunting their soft penises.
The gay beach in Barcelona contrasts with the regular beach, as the penises there seem more focused on impressing others, while the lesbian beach offers a safe space for activities like volleyball and CPR lessons.
Deep dives
The Differences at the Beach
In Barcelona, being a European beach city, many of the beaches there are clothing optional, leading to the exposure of numerous penises. However, the quality of these exposed penises tends to be less than desirable. Younger men may have difficulty keeping their penises soft due to the presence of boobs and a breeze, but older men seem to have mastered the art of keeping them floppy. These older men, often bigger and out of shape, proudly flaunt their soft genitals, perhaps in an attempt to reassure themselves of their virility. Additionally, the beaches also feature exposed breasts, including those of individuals with breast implants. Interestingly, referring to the implants as "fake boobs" can lead to arguments and accusations of transphobia.
The Different Beaches in Barcelona
Beyond the regular beach, Barcelona also has a gay beach and a lesbian beach. While there are penises present at the gay beach, a stark contrast can be observed between the regular beach and the gay beach. The penises at the regular beach have a carefree vibe, while those at the gay beach seem to be more focused on impressing others. It is important to note that the gay beach specifically refers to male gay beachgoers. Unfortunately, the podcast does not delve much into the lesbian beach but suggests it as a safe space where volleyball, uneven stands, taco Tuesdays, and CPR lessons may be part of the beach experience.
Michelle Wolf jokes about nude beaches in her Netflix special, "It's Great to Be Here" only on Netflix. Follow us @NetflixIsAJoke on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter.
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