Netflix Is A Daily Joke Earthquake: A Joke About Robbery
Jan 24, 2026
Earthquake, a blunt, streetwise stand-up known for observational humor, riffs on modern theft. He contrasts flashy smash-and-grabs with everyday shoplifting. He recalls childhood stealthy heists, the chaos of seeing a CVS looted, and a punchline chase for toilet paper. Short, raw, and unapologetically funny.
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Caught In A CVS Heist
- Earthquake recounts a chaotic CVS robbery where a group leisurely stole almost the entire store while staff did nothing.
- He stayed by the counter with toilet paper to avoid being mistaken for a thief and mocked the store charging him at checkout.
From Slick Theft To Mass Snatching
- Earthquake contrasts his youth's targeted shoplifting with the new brazen tactic of stealing entire stores.
- He describes how his crew used to be
Mass Theft Feels Theatrical Yet Dangerous
- Large-group theft feels theatrical on TV but is terrifying in person and escalates risk for bystanders.
- Store staff often refrain from intervening, leaving customers like Earthquake to navigate safety and suspicion.