Lords of Chaos was going to be the definitive story of the bloodiest chapter in extreme metal's history, a cinematic event essential to any true metal fan... Until Vice fucked up the release so only one of the three people on this podcast got to see it. Fortunately, that person was Megan Osztrosits from Couch Slut, one of the best bands ever, so we ended up talking about Air Bud, YouTube and catfishing Varg Vikernes. Music by Inter Arma: https://interarma.bandcamp.com And Scorpions.