
Adam Carolla Show Jo Koy + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)
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Jan 24, 2026 Clips jump from awkward Lowe's card signups to tales of overpriced chandeliers and family shopping follies. Stories about bizarre jobs, paintball shop horrors, and roach-filled sewers keep the laughs coming. Conversations drift to kids' pop obsessions, audiobook publishing spats, and debates about PSAs and industry awards.
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Kid Magnetic To Shiny Things
- Adam Carolla recounts taking his daughter to Lowe's where she pointed at a $219 chandelier and wanted it immediately.
- He humorously compares kids to largemouth bass attracted to shiny lures and ends up with a cart full of purchases.
Lowe's Card Approval Shortcut
- Adam describes trying to sign up for a Lowe's credit card and being rejected after giving $55,000 income, then instantly approved when he blurted $500,000.
- He uses the episode to lampoon sloppy underwriting and the weirdness of retail credit processes.
Buy Paid Copies To Boost Authors
- Adam explains that buying or giving paid copies of a book boosts rankings and royalties more than comps do.
- He urges supporters to buy copies if they want to help an author's sales and bonuses.




