

S2 Ep. 42 - Spirit Hallow Peen
Sep 12, 2023
The teens sneak into heaven with an unorthodox plan, navigate the gates, and discuss their love for essential oils. They encounter Evil St. Peter in hell, cause a distraction, and ride a dolphin back to heaven. The characters on the Titanic face the danger of an iceberg while struggling to maintain hope.
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Heaven's Surprising Security Setup
- The gates of heaven have heavy security including machine gun emplacements and biblically accurate angels with penetrating eye powers.
- Surprisingly, these angels observe and weigh the worth of visitors using gold and rotting meat on scales.
Be Honest to Enter Heaven
- To enter heaven, maintain moral integrity and avoid lying to angels as they can detect deceit.
- Use the bathroom honestly and behave with sincerity to appear trustworthy and avoid suspicion.
Dolphins Managing Heaven's Papers
- The party encounters dolphins swimming in an ocean of papers in heaven, filing documents and sorting through information.
- One dolphin even clamps down on a player's hand to prevent stealing a paper, showing unexpected intelligence and interaction.