We’re so happy you’re here, whether you listen to us first thing Thursday morning, or whenever the hell you can factor us into your busy schedule, we are down for your listening commitment. We also aren’t afraid to give you props for it...which is EXACTLY what we do as part of the intro. There’s also a quick update of the topics Em and Michael will cover off. If you haven’t worked it out by the title yet, a lot of what follows will revolve around Gwyneth Paltrow, who, yeah sure, is an actress, but our particular obsession for her almost entirely orbits around the creation of her Goop empire. An empire that has gifted us everything from her recommendation that you regularly steam your vagina, to the jade egg you supposedly stick in your...vagina...or yoni. Before we do the latest Gwyneth deep dive though, there’s a mini life out of lockdown rundown from Em before she brings in her bestie Michael Lucas. Naturally no chat about Goop and Gwyneth can happen without Michael’s involvement, well actually, it totally could, because Em is REALLY down for talking through Gwyneth’s new TV series for Netflix. Thankfully Michael is there to help slow down Em’s train of thought and react accordingly to each new revelation and all of the various moans and groans Em decided to recreate for her explain and our listening pleasure. Gwyneth’s new show is called ‘Sex, Love and Goop’ and in it she helps everyday people have better sex using a series of practitioners that are all very well versed in various areas of sex. Obviously you could just sign into Netflix and watch the show, but we think you will enjoy it MUCH more by just allowing Em to explain it to you. Hence stand by for much discussion on the visuals, the wealthy and beautifully styled abodes these well versed practitioners reside in, what happens when you are connected to your sexual energy and how to ground a yoni. There’s also enough passion from Em working through her highlights, that she actually gets sweaty enough to need to request time out, for a small break...as you do. Once she’s had a full wipe down, we return with all the latest on Gladys Berejiklian’s appearance before the ICAC hearings. Whilst they will naturally reflect some of what’s been revealed so far, most of Em and Michael’s focus will be around what they’d be wearing if they had to make such an appearance. There’s also the demands they’d be making around the lighting setup for their on camera appearance to be worked through too. Finally Em has a bucket list trip she’s keen to get Michael on board with. It’s a special event, held once a year in the town now famous for being where they filmed the Twilight movies, it is something Em is mad keen on and even more keen to drag Michael along to. His reaction to the suggestion that he accompany her on this Twilight themed jaunt, doesn’t seem to ever reach the same level of keen that Em’s does. You’ll get the full picture when you hear it, so grab your yoni egg...and probably chuck it in the bin, then ground your listening energy, with our unbridled sexual podcast energy, okay that fully sounds creepy...so let's just say, you should plug us in and enjoy us at your earliest convenience, no grounding required, but feel free to bring all that gorgeous Emsolation love energy you’re radiating with you at least.
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