Episode 230: 'F*ckcation' (April Kidwell)

Have you ever had first time anal with your best friend/ex-fiancee in a jacuzzi room at Disneyland? Comedian/Writer/Producer April Kidwell and her butt buddy Scott are having a hard time in their relationship, going from broken limbs to life tragedy to a sports injury that breaks *another* leg. So they escape by going on holiday and pushing each other's wheelchairs from Space Mountain to Star Wars World - and then polish it off with an inaugural booty blast back in the hotel room. But the real world always bubbles up eventually, doesn't it? What a mess! #EnterThruTheExit #FrontOfTheLine #LifeIsMessy

Song: 'Let's fall in love for the night' (Finneas)

About the Storyteller:

April Kidwell is the writer, producer and star of I, Nomi - the one woman musical comedy about the life of Nomi Malone, before and after the cult classic about her life: Showgirls (you know, the 1995 erotic drama cult film directed by Paul Verhoeven). Off Broadway, April has performed in: Showgirls! The Musical! (As Nomi Malone), in Bayside! The Musical!, in San Francisco's Drag Becomes Her (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Legally Black (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Trixie & Katya's High School Reunion (as Christy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer Live! (As Willow); And In the Films: The Bride of Death, Eat the Rainbow, and of course, in the 2019 documentary, You Don't Nomi.

She is a proud student and volunteer of the Earthship Academy and Foxhole homes - building off the grid, self sustainable houses made of natural and recycled materials for homeless veterans.

Learn more about April at www.aprilkidwell.com.

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