Hold On To Your Ankles Australia, I’m Coming In Dry

Um, yeah, that title is a LOT! Naturally you’ll get a full explain on how those words were assembled into a sentence and dropped in the middle of this podcast. First up though we need to work our way through the shock and disappointment that was the latest email from J’Lo. Yes the wedding that Em and Michael have been anticipating for ages, and had actual fever dreams about, somehow happened in Vegas without anyone even really knowing! There was no pomp and circumstance on a luxury yacht, no full scale pop diva realness, no J’Lo lyrics inserted into the vowels, no nothing. Just some crappy email with a few behind the scenes videos of pretty much NOTHING, how rude! Once we’ve worked through that disappointment, Em will attempt to update us on her speech writing for her National Press Club address, but Michael helps derail most of that. Then we need to talk through the latest obsessions for Em’s three year old Elio. It turns out it’s equal parts creepy doll Sirenhead with a generous sprinkling of a sassy British piglet called Peppa thrown in. Finally there’s the nickname Em’s daughter Odie chose for herself which is pretty much slang for a wang and is now emblazoned across the back of all her sports gear, such fun.

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