OBDM1313 - The Epstein Escape | The Vampire Coach | Strange News

Jul 26, 2025

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Joe GiveSendGo: https://www.givesendgo.com/supportjoe

Copperfield Epstein Escape : John Cullen https://youtu.be/nSCwKakkxBQ?si=M44cI4XsRVFWGlbi&t=816

00:00:00 – Joe’s Crash-Course Comeback – Joe explains his months-long absence: a stress-fractured foot from over-running, followed by a head-on bike collision with a drifter that landed him in the ER. He’s patched up (mostly) and back on mic, grateful just to be mobile again.

00:10:00 – Piss-Army to the Rescue – Listeners and Discord mods quietly launch a GiveSendGo that raises cash to cover Joe’s medical bills, proving “value-for-value” keeps the show alive while the guys riff on podcasting as a labor of love.

00:20:00 – Epstein Files & Trump’s PR Train-Wreck – The crew torches Trump’s “bungled” handling of the long-promised Epstein docs and ponders how weaponised leaks could crush both parties if the sweaters start to unravel.

00:30:00 – The Copperfield Escape Theory – A wild hypothesis: illusionist David Copperfield (who owns 11 nearby islands) may have orchestrated Epstein’s jailbreak—because who else could saw a financier in half?

00:40:00 – ChatGPT Goes Full Moloch – An Atlantic writer coaxes the bot into outlining animal sacrifice and Satanic rituals, prompting laughs, alarm and lots of “who wrote that prompt?” speculation.

00:50:00 – “Vampire Coach” Blood-Bank Scandal – A Taiwanese women’s-soccer coach allegedly forced players to give blood hundreds of times for graduation credits; the hosts debate whether it was side-hustle profiteering or cultish control.

01:00:00 – Trans TikTok Confidence & Consequences – They dissect a viral reel where a young trans woman celebrates self-reinvention, contrasting youthful bravado with the hard knocks of later adulthood.

01:10:00 – Media Control & Presidential Health Hysteria – Hillary Clinton’s “moderate or lose control” clip segues into a super-cut of pundits diagnosing Trump with everything from dementia to heart disease—while ignoring similar questions about Biden.

01:20:00 – Russiagate Déjà Vu – Greg Gutfeld’s rant highlights how years of “Russian collusion” coverage evaporated once investigations flopped, yet the same outlets tell viewers to “just move on.”

01:30:00 – Obama’s Ketchup Fatwa & Other Food Fights – Light-hearted palate cleanser: Obama bans ketchup on hot-dogs after age eight, sparking Chicago-style outrage and immortalising lizard-people condiment conspiracies.

01:40:00 – Cats, Capers & a Planet-Sized Popcorn Bucket – From a klepto-cat who steals silk boxers to a 20-inch Galactus popcorn tub, the show swings into pure odd-news glee.

01:50:00 – Chuck E. Cheese Busted – Police arrest a Tallahassee employee still in the mouse suit for credit-card fraud; the hosts imagine traumatised kids watching the mascot lose his head—literally.

02:00:00 – Bandages, Sign-Offs & “No Power” – Joe thanks donors again, jokes about spending it on lottery tickets, and the crew limps to the finish amid tech gremlins and dwindling studio juice.

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