Crack open a pack of your favorite biscuits and pull up a comfy chair because this week we’re discussing Chapter 12 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Professor Umb*tch. And put your hand down, Hermione, because we're not answering any of your questions (that's next week's episode)!

• Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 12: Professor Umbridge. Our Time Turner segment has us spinning an old recording from past discussions! Be sure to check out Episode 448 for our prior Chapter 12 analysis!
• Main Discussion #1 The Worst Monday Ron Has Ever Seen
• Hermione remarks that she wishes there could be better House unity. But what does Hogwarts actually do to promote this?
• As prefect, Ron struggles to reprimand his brothers. Should Harry have said something to Fred and George in private about their "extracurricular activities"?
• Have Ron and Harry become too reliant on Hermione for academic support? Or has she enabled them too much over the years?
• Why does Ron behave so rudley towards Cho? Could he be jealous of her?
• Why are there seemingly no decent teachers at Hogwarts? Binns, Snape and Umbridge have Harry's fifth year off to a rough start!
• We rank the previous Defense Against The Dark Arts Professors
• Main Discussion #2: Hermione the Rebel
• Did Hermione's raised hand in Umbridge's class land Harry in detention?
• Does Umbridge have a point in criticizing the very fragmented nature of the students DADA education?
• Did the Ministry ever release a detailed account of what happened to Cedric?
• We analyze McGonagall and Harry's conversation about Umbridge
• MVP: What's the greatest zinger that Gryffindor students use against Umbridge in this chapter?
• Lynx Line: What is a wild dream that you have had which either came true shortly after, or was just very weird?
• Quizzitch: Which US fast-food chain was the first to add savory biscuits to their menu, in the 1970s?
• Bonus MuggleCast: It's Part 2 of Would you date a wizard? Who specifically would we invite out on a date? What appeals to us? What would appeal to them? And what's our bedroom life look like?
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