Andrew Santino Returns

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Introduction

00:00 • 2min

2

Living Libations Love the Sun, Zinc Based Sunscreen

01:40 • 5min

3

Slash Weird - 10% Off Your First Three Months

06:46 • 3min

4

Do You Have Any MDMA?

09:53 • 2min

5

The More Wolverines You Can Ward Off

11:35 • 2min

6

Stand Up Is About What's Happening Right Now

13:39 • 2min

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The Curse of the Tape

15:12 • 2min

8

I Can't Do Will Smith. The Slapper

16:52 • 2min

9

What Are You Racist?

18:50 • 2min

10

During the Pandemic

20:30 • 2min

11

The Man Who Serves You the Pizza

22:15 • 2min

12

Is Stand Up Lost?

23:51 • 2min

13

Old Homes He, Old Homes He Has a Pallet on and a Tonal On.

25:44 • 2min

14

What's the Difference Between a White Glove Installation and a Litigation?

27:23 • 2min

15

Do You Know if 30 Minutes of Cardio Work as Effective as Prozac?

29:16 • 2min

16

I'm Calling You a Cringus. You Storm Out, You Call Me a Cringus.

31:22 • 2min

17

You Eat a Shit Dick, Sir, I Don't Fucking Work for You.

33:50 • 2min

18

I Wanted to Be a Part of This Project for Seven Years Back in the Works

36:05 • 2min

19

Will We Ever Have Another Good Time Rapper Again?

37:51 • 2min

20

You're a Bitch.

39:31 • 2min

21

You Did Montreal Like the 10th Time.

41:53 • 3min

22

Why I Don't Play Video Games

44:28 • 2min

23

I'm a Man, I'll Put That to Bed

46:16 • 2min

24

You Can't Go Home.

48:36 • 2min

25

I Love New York, I Heart New York T-Shirts

50:07 • 2min

26

You Don't Need a Partner!

52:12 • 2min

27

Is Stand Up the Greatest Thing?

53:55 • 2min

28

Hemp Stationery at Whiskey Ginger

55:58 • 2min

29

What if It Has Three Legs?

57:36 • 2min

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I Love the Older People. I Love Them

59:24 • 2min

31

The Creature of the Black Lagoon

01:01:00 • 2min

32

The Octopus Is the Animal Embodied of When People Tap Yours

01:02:46 • 2min

33

The End of Arrival - I Don't Know What to Do

01:04:53 • 2min

34

Is There Another Way to Find Out if You Have ADD?

01:06:47 • 2min

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You Might Be a Redneck With ADD

01:08:29 • 2min

36

Do You Know How to Stir Buns?

01:10:34 • 2min

37

The Most Jessel Nick Joke

01:12:57 • 2min

38

He Won't Do It, but It Looks Better in White

01:14:54 • 2min

39

Katie, Katie, RIP

01:17:00 • 2min

40

We Made It Weird With Blue Microphones

01:18:35 • 5min

41

The Best Nap Moment

01:23:39 • 3min

42

You Sleep. It's Not Good for You.

01:26:24 • 2min

43

The Voice of My Pain Body Isn't Supported

01:28:11 • 2min

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I'm in My Pain Body Right Now

01:30:11 • 2min

45

What the Fuck Out of Here?

01:31:54 • 2min

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You and I Don't Know What to Do With the Other Thing

01:33:30 • 2min

47

You Can't Cancel That. I Don't Want to Do That.

01:35:02 • 2min

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The Best Week Ever, the Executive Producer, Fred Graver

01:37:04 • 2min

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Is This How You're Doing, Sir?

01:38:56 • 3min

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Is That a Hit Record, Bob?

01:42:10 • 2min

51

Silly Boy. That's What It Greens

01:44:06 • 3min

52

I Love Largo Comedy

01:46:37 • 2min

53

Low Blood Sugar Bitch?

01:48:21 • 4min

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Is Your Mind Running Wild? You're There Right Now.

01:52:47 • 2min

55

Sisyphus Pushes the Rock Up the Hill

01:54:20 • 2min

56

Dommar the Monster on Netflix

01:56:47 • 2min

57

The Hardest Time I've Ever Heard

01:58:42 • 2min

58

You Want to Smell It?

02:00:57 • 2min