More misery for Messi at PSG. And lads…it’s Dortmund

Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens - aka the Euro crew - are back to review a crazy weekend across the continent.

Thomas Tuchel’s Bayern blitz past Dortmund in his first game in charge. But maybe it might have been different if it wasn’t for that early Kobel calamity. Hear how Tuchel wants to play. Plus why Chelsea would be a bad choice for Nagelsmann, not the other way round.

PSG lose at home again, this time to Lyon, with Messi booed as he loses the ball 26 times. Jules thinks it’s impossible that Christophe Galtier will still be there next season and possible they might not win the title.

Napoli suffer a shock 4-0 defeat at home to Milan ahead of their Champions League quarter-final. It may not cost them the title but the fans are far from happy with the ownership.

Plus the lack of competition in La Liga and the main message of True Detective.

Produced by Charlie Jones.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Moment of the weekend (02.00)

• PART 2: Dream start for Tuchel as Bayern batter Dortmund (07.00)

• PART 3: Milan win 4-0 at league leaders Napoli (22.00)

• PART 4: PSG lose at home again (36.00)

• PART 5: Real hit 6 but Barca stay 12 points clear (47.00)

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