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 Introduction 
 00:00 • 3min 
 The White Man Jokes 
 02:38 • 2min 
 The Slow-Air Groove 
 04:23 • 1min 
 Joe Button Podcast Episode 648 
 05:52 • 2min 
 How to Be a Funny Woman 
 07:57 • 2min 
 The Difference Between Funny and Witty 
 10:04 • 1min 
 The Disappointment of Lizzo 
 11:23 • 3min 
 How to Force Someone to Eat Bananas 
 14:43 • 2min 
 The Importance of a Healthy Working Mind 
 16:59 • 4min 
 The Importance of Perks in the Workplace 
 20:37 • 2min 
 The Last Few Days Have Been Gut-Wrenching 
 22:56 • 4min 
 How to Eat Your Bananas 
 26:27 • 2min 
 Body Shaming Dog the Fat Girl 
 28:28 • 3min 
 Cardi B Is Off the Hook 
 31:01 • 2min 
 The White Girl That Threw That Water 
 33:11 • 2min 
 I Showed You So Gangster Girls Mix Tape 
 35:16 • 4min 
 Drama and Wayne on a Mixtape 
 38:56 • 3min 
 The Usher Summer Walker 21 Savage Record 
 42:02 • 2min 
 We Ain't Good Good but We Still Good 
 43:56 • 2min 
 The 21 Verse, Hold Up 
 45:40 • 3min 
 Chris Brownmore and Sierra's Backlash 
 48:55 • 2min 
 The History of Gunna 
 51:11 • 2min 
 Chloe's Body and the Red Pill 
 53:10 • 2min 
 How Beyonce Distorted Her Life 
 55:00 • 2min 
 The Importance of Empathy 
 57:00 • 2min 
 The Fire of Napalm 
 58:52 • 2min 
 The Importance of Listening Quickly 
 01:01:13 • 2min 
 The Slowest Runner Ever 
 01:02:59 • 3min 
 The Russo Brothers' Spoiler Embargo 
 01:05:52 • 2min 
 The Bad Guys: Season Two 
 01:07:43 • 2min 
 The Ab Roller 
 01:09:20 • 3min 
 How Long Does an Embargo Last? 
 01:11:50 • 6min 
 The Bad Influence 
 01:17:33 • 2min 
 The Bust of Bust 
 01:19:14 • 2min 
 The Biggest Record Ever 
 01:21:05 • 2min 
 The Preseason 
 01:23:10 • 3min 
 Drafts and Shit 
 01:25:44 • 2min 
 The Army S. Fook It Out of Hand 
 01:27:39 • 2min 
 The List of Legends 
 01:29:42 • 2min 
 The List of Legends in Music 
 01:31:46 • 2min 
 How to Make Money on a Label 
 01:34:13 • 2min 
 Buzz's Fight With Ennis 
 01:35:59 • 2min 
 The Importance of Private Conversations 
 01:37:32 • 1min 
 The Dangers of Texting 
 01:39:02 • 2min 
 The Rules to Cheating 
 01:40:52 • 2min 
 The One Way Open Relationship 
 01:42:39 • 3min 
 The Affinity of Basketball Players 
 01:45:31 • 3min 
 The Importance of Respect in Relationships 
 01:48:04 • 2min 
 The Problem With Living With Your Girl and Cheating 
 01:49:59 • 2min 
 The Hotel That You Want to Cheat With 
 01:51:42 • 2min 
 The Nigga's Relationship With Abi 
 01:54:05 • 2min 
 How to Survive a Cheating Girl 
 01:56:18 • 2min 
 Nigga's Dick: A Wild Conversation 
 01:58:02 • 2min 
 The Phone Is Where She Be Tough 
 01:59:50 • 2min 
 Restaurant Etiquette for Men 
 02:01:33 • 2min 
 How to Walk With a Neckfire 
 02:03:12 • 2min 
 How to Avoid Hiring a Dude 
 02:04:56 • 2min 
 Rules of Etiquette in Dating 
 02:06:42 • 3min 
 The Disgusting Truth About Your Food 
 02:09:15 • 4min 
 The History of Gift Giving 
 02:12:59 • 4min 
 The Importance of Choosing a Catholic School 
 02:17:11 • 1min 
 The Importance of Religion in Life 
 02:18:40 • 2min 
 The Bible Says Homosexuality Is a Sin 
 02:21:01 • 2min 
 The History of the Catholic Priest 
 02:22:50 • 2min 
 How to Save Your First Teeth 
 02:24:38 • 2min 
 Saving Teeth Is Crazy 
 02:26:23 • 2min 
 How to Handle Situations When Your Man Is Corny Around the Girls 
 02:28:42 • 2min 
 How to Tell Your Daughter You Don't Want Your Daughter Alone With Her Mom 
 02:30:46 • 1min 
 The Importance of a Good Grandmom Relationship 
 02:32:05 • 2min 
 How to Repair a Relationship With Your Mom 
 02:34:33 • 2min 
 How to Talk to Your Grandparents 
 02:36:55 • 2min 
 The Chances of a New Song 
 02:38:56 • 5min 
 I'm Out 
 02:44:21 • 3min 
 I Showed You So 
 02:46:56 • 2min 
 The Ups and Downs of This Hit Dog 
 02:49:02 • 4min 
 Tie Down 
 02:53:21 • 3min 
 The Baddies Are Insecure, the Stagnant Women Want to Travel 
 02:56:38 • 2min 
 The Long Winded Bump 
 02:58:43 • 2min 
 The Best Spas in the World 
 03:00:17 • 3min 


