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Skewers with Kimchi Fried Rice

Shrimp Teriyaki Kabobs

* 6 bacon slices cut into thirds

* 1 LBS raw shrimp

* 8 oz package baby bella mushrooms

* 16 cubed fresh pineapple

* 1 tsp garlic pepper seasoning

* ½ honey teriyaki sauce

* 12 slices of bacon

1. Let shrimp marinade in teriyaki sauce for 12 hours

2. Thread bacon wrapped shrimp with peppers, mushrooms, and pineapple then sprinkle with garlic seasoning

3. Grill about 8—10 minutes, flipping occasionally. Brush honey teriyaki sauce halfway through cooking.

4. Cook bacon, crumble, and sprinkle on top of shrimp

Lamb Lollipops:

* 1 LBS lamb chops

* 1 cup brown sugar

* ½ TBS ground ginger

* 3 cloves garlic

* ½ cup soy sauce

* 1 TBS sambal chili garlic paste

* 2 TBS EVOO

1. Whisk brown sugar, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, and sambal. Marinade pork chops in this for 4-6 hours.

2. Cook pork chops in oil over medium-heat. Bring extra marinade to rolling boil in sauce pan, should become thick and syrup-like. Brush this over chops after they have cooked.

Miso Black Cod Skewers:

* ½ cup mirin

* ½ cup sake

* 2/3 cup miso paste

* 2/3 cup cane sugar

* 2 Cod filets

1. Boil the mirin and sake for 3 minutes

2. Add in sugar, miso then cook for a few minutes making sure it does not boil. Then let cool.

3. Cube fish into small bite sized pieces then pour cooled mixture over fish. Let marinate for 6 hours.

4. Broil the fish for around 7 minutes.

Suya Beef Stickers:

* 2 rib eye steaks

* ¼ cup roasted peanuts

* 1 TBS garlic powder

* 1 TBS onion powder

* 1 ½ tsp smoked paprika

* 1 TBS white pepper

* 1 TBS cayenne pepper

* 1 TBS hot ground pepper

* 1 TBS chicken bouillon

* 2 TBS vegetable oil

* Salt to taste

1. Preheat oven to 450 and lightly spray cooking sheet with oil.

2. Peel roasted peanut and grind them, careful not to turn them into a paste.

3. Mix garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, white pepper, cayenne, hot ground pepper, bullion, and ground peanuts.

4. Add 2 TBS oil onto sliced beef and half of the spice mixture. Let sit for an hour.

5. Rub the steak into the remaining spice mixture, add to skewers, drizzle with oil, then grill for about 3-5 minutes each side until cooked.

Kimchi-Fried Rice

* 2 cups cooked rice

* ¼ cup water

* 1 cup chopped kimchi

* ¼ cup kimchi juice

* 2-3 TBS gochujang

* 3 tsp toasted sesame oil

* 1 tsp vegetable oil

* 1 TBS roasted sesame seeds

* Furikake

1. Heat oil in pan and stir fry kimchi

2. Add pre-cooked rice, kimchi juice, water, and gochujang to pan and stir well.

3. Remove from heat and add sesame oil, sprinkle with sesame seeds and furikake

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