On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12, 'The Crystal Conundrum', and Episode 13 Below Deck Down Under, '99 Problems and Thalassa Ain't One'.

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In this episode of RHOBH: Crystal talks through her differences with the group, but the conversation takes an unexpected detour when she brings up old wounds — a stunning revelation that leaves Kyle completely confused. Erika tries to justify her stance on Tom’s legal situation, but Garcelle isn’t impressed. Lisa’s world is turned upside down by a family tragedy, Dorit begins therapy and Diana is confused by Sutton’s dietary choices.

In this episode of Below Deck Down Under: Jamie gets upset with his fellow crew members for name-calling; Captain Cutie wants the boat to keep improving, but when the crew members fail to take his demands seriously, they find out the hard way that he means business.

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RHOBH Season 12 Episode 4 & Below Deck Down Under Episode 13