Netflix Is A Daily Joke Cristela Alonzo: A Jokes About Her Bedtime Routine
Nov 20, 2025
Cristela Alonzo, a comedian and actress known for her Netflix special, brings her unique humor to life as she shares hilarious insights into her bedtime routine. She elaborates on her meticulous rituals, including a cheeky gag about a white noise machine named Karen. Cristela also reflects on the struggles of phone distractions that sabotage her sleep, and amusingly compares her life to 'Debbie' while humorously policing her LinkedIn promotions. Her comedic style captivates, leaving listeners laughing and relating to the everyday quirks of bedtime.
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Elaborate Bedtime Ritual
- Cristela Alonzo describes a meticulous bedtime routine with quilt and white-noise machine to prepare for sleep.
- She admits being so connected to her phone that getting into bed triggers endless browsing instead of rest.
Going To Bed Early Is Normalized
- Cristela highlights how age changes sleep priorities and normalizes going to bed early.
- She frames early bedtime as a deliberate, respectable choice rather than something odd.
Phone Distractions And LinkedIn Stalking
- Cristela jokes that her phone distracts her with random things like the weather and old friends.
- She uses LinkedIn to check up on people and insists she won't let Debbie get promoted under her watch.