Join the hosts for a wild ride through clownery, from bizarre experiences like full body rashes to keeping a piss bottle in the room. Clown stories, new merch drops, and reflections on the allure of clown money. Hear about clown magic shows, adventures with a clown mafia, and chaotic college misadventures. Plus, a meme mix-up on a dating app for added laughs!
Workplace chaos: Unexpected incidents like falling through a ceiling can create peak clown moments.
Online scam thwarted: Identifying scammers using simple research can prevent financial losses.
Relationship clownery: Recognizing differences and ending mismatched relationships is essential for personal growth.
Deep dives
Falling through the ceiling at work
Last night, the writer of the email fell through the ceiling at their workplace, causing a literal hole in the ground as shown in the provided picture. This unexpected incident served as a peak clown moment, adding a touch of unexpected chaos to the workplace environment.
Clown with a foot fetish scam
In the past, the email sender engaged in a side hustle involving selling nudes, used underwear, and feet pics. One client, a PE teacher who coached his school's soccer team, attempted to scam the sender after receiving feet pics without payment. However, the sender swiftly identified the scammer's identity using simple online research, revealing his school and work email, thwarting the attempted scam.
Awkward realization during intimate moment
A college sophomore dated a senior, feeling enamored by him, despite their differences. Upon expressing love for him, he simply replied with a polite 'thank you.' During an awkward sexual encounter, he bluntly mentioned their lack of common interests, leading to a breakup. Despite the confusion from the senior, the sender realized their clownery and eventually ended the relationship, noting their lesbian identity afterwards.
The $80 Debt Follow Up Email Drama
An email exchange drama unfolds as a person sends a school email asking for an overdue $80 debt to be resolved, leading to a response from the debtor explaining an Instagram absence. The debtor avoids payment consequences suggesting a disinterest in honoring the financial obligation.
Trampled at the Ginger Run Circus Mishap
A college student recounts a chaotic St. Patrick's Day event involving a ginger-themed race for Lucky Charms, resulting in a trampling incident. The student sustains injuries requiring a trip to the emergency room, experiencing the aftermath of the accident and receiving unexpected attention as a campus celebrity.
We are so excited to introduce the inaugural episode of Bruhtopia — Binchtopia for boys! Over the next few weeks, Max and Rodney will take you on a journey of all things sports, economics, and wellness…
APRIL FOOLS! The girlies are granting diplomas from Clown University to brave binchies writing in about the times they’ve been clowned. From giving yourself a full body rash to running with the gingers to letting your man keep a glass piss bottle in your room for months, the level of clownery is off the charts. Digressions include our own little prank, and don’t worry — we would NEVER let men host our podcast.
