Another school shooting strikes Texas, the media and democrats grossly distort Trump's commentary about the MS-13 gang, Yanny, Laurel, Brainstorm and Green Needle take the country by storm, Keith Ellison advocates regulating CEO pay, Starbucks is racist again, so is Cheesecake Factory and nobody cares, and a transgender woman in Canada demands a Muslim wax her balls.

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ITEMS REFERENCED
Mike Williams Deportation Bus ad: https://youtu.be/oCvtj0DqY4Y
The bus had water put in its tank: https://usat.ly/2rYLJrt
Judge Russ Fagg for Senate ad: https://youtu.be/QZamODA6Sb4
Anti-Fagg ad: https://youtu.be/0xyoTTs-LRw
Candace Owens in trouble for tweeting about Blonde's Disease: https://yhoo.it/2rXl9Pd
Twitter's whitest knight responds: http://bit.ly/2k4KfIx
Yanny vs Laurel audio: https://youtu.be/YufAJG5bevM
Yanny vs Laurel explanation: https://nyti.ms/2rZrslD
Brainstorm vs Green Needle audio: https://youtu.be/76amLQK8N7E
Brainstorm vs Green Needle explanation: http://bit.ly/2rYVlCo
White House staff debate Yanny vs Laurel: http://bit.ly/2rYWkm4
Seamus from Freedom Toons tweets about Yanny and Laurel: http://bit.ly/2kcDRyW
Texas Governor and Lt Governor's press conference on the shooting: https://youtu.be/LYg3rlNjifw
Shooter reportedly rejected by girl at school who he later shot: https://reut.rs/2kaOmD5
Austin TV station falsely reporting shooter had automatic rifle: http://bit.ly/2rWzLyp
Marjory Stoneman school resource officer gets massive pension: http://bit.ly/2kcc4yR
Governor Scott can stop the pension payments: http://bit.ly/2kb9HMH
Illinois school shooting stopped by school officer: https://trib.in/2rRTY8q
Illinois shooter got the gun from his mom: https://cbsn.ws/2k9GEch
Trump's meeting with California law enforcement ("animals comments" at roughly 24:00): https://youtu.be/VMsiYUjta-s
Media glaringly omit context: http://bit.ly/2k4Q60t
NBC news video omits context: https://youtu.be/CueIRYOpiA8
David Pakman omits context: https://youtu.be/sCo5fd1MyWw
Democrats condemn: https://youtu.be/v0xY3oEuAEg
Trump responds: https://youtu.be/ifVtdfLBGZY
Sarah Huckabee Sanders responds: http://bit.ly/2kdCMXM
Refresher of MS-13 crimes: http://bit.ly/2kcNePp
Keith Ellison wants to regulate CEO pay: http://bit.ly/2KA3HID
Starbucks is racist again in LA: https://youtu.be/-knjHqkPzwM
Starbucks has a new policy, no purchase necessary: http://bit.ly/2k9Vak7
Cheesecake Factory apologizes to MAGA hat wearing black man: https://usat.ly/2ka1zff
Daily Wire reports: http://bit.ly/2rXx6EF
Muslim v Tranny over ball waxing in Canada: http://bit.ly/2kccPrH

Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize–winning economist, with Heather Boushey