This week, in Washington Boro, Pennsylvania, a woman is found dead & bloody, while still inside of her car, hidden in a cornfield. What unfolds from there is an uncovering of one of the worst executed murders in history. Two grown men, paid to kill, couldn't physically overtake a 40 year old convenience store manager, so they take things to extreme measures, with violent & ridiculous results. This conspiracy is found out, and everyone scrambles to avoid the death penalty!!

Along the way, we find out that tomatoes can be their own sandwich, that it's much harder to impersonate a cop, if you don't have a uniform, and that if you can't execute your murder plot, as planned, maybe it's not the time to improvise!!

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#544 - Moronic Murderers - Washington Boro, Pennsylvania