[Teaser] Matt Explains Sissy Hypno (Frotcast 654: Libbing on a Prayer)

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It’s another week in our slow, inexorable march towards death, which means more sweet content for you piggies! This week, we at Frotcast, LLC regret to inform you that A House of Dynamite was… not so dynamite. It’s supposed to be about a nuclear missile strike on America, but it’s really about people looking at computers and talking to other people on Zoom. If you think about it, it’s really wish fulfillment for what it feels like to be on Zoom. I guess it’s also wish fulfillment for people who are really into “what if Rashomon but shitty” and “my brain stopped accepting new information after Obama’s second inauguration”.

Slightly related, we share the Washington Post’s review of Karine Jean-Pierre’s new book about why she’s leaving the Democratic Party. Let’s just say her book is just as idea-free as the party she’s leaving, so we’d really like to see these crazy kids put aside their differences so they can have pretend HR meetings in a desperate attempt to feel like they’re doing something.

Also, Vince gets horny on main and Matt thinks he’s not nearly freaky enough. Do you know what sissy-hypno is? Don’t worry, Matt will break it down for you. You’re feeling verrrrry fruity…