The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Artificial Phallus Safety in the Shower & Beyond with Trixie and Katya

Mar 21, 2023

Trixie and Katya talk about artificial phallus safety in the shower, including testing suction, measuring circumference, and using a non-slip surface. They also joke about winning podcast awards, speculate about true crime involvement, and discuss desensitization to visual stimuli. The hosts cover topics like divination through music, LA rain obsession, and engaging in taboo behaviors as they age.

52:38

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Trixie

Katya

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Always test the suction of the dildo on your shower wall prior to use to gauge its strength against shearing forces.

Measure the circumference of the dildo for a pleasurable experience and ensure a non-slip surface on the shower floor for safety.

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Podcast episode summary

In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss various topics including the adaptation of video games into TV shows and movies. They also touch on the concept of being wowed by visual arts and the repetitive nature of creative works. The conversation veers into discussions about classical music, the dangers of silicone lubricant, and personal experiences with sex toys. The hosts also touch on the excitement of watching a live performance and the joy of discovering great artworks that stand the test of time. The episode wraps up with a humorous exploration of having a one-hit wonder career and the unpredictable nature of internet comments and criticism.

Introduction

2min

Racism in Video Game Movies and Media

13min

Podcast Awards and True Crime Speculation

9min

Desensitization to Visual Stimuli and the Challenge of Being Wowed

7min

Microphone holders, divination, and hit songs

5min

The LA Rain Obsession and Shower Mishaps

9min

This episode of Bald is proudly brought to you by the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council, reminding you to always follow the three W's before your wet 'n wild adventures: "Wash, Warm-Up, & WERK." As winter stretches its legs for one last sprint before Spring arrives, we'd like to remind our listeners to follow the most important rules of the Bathroom Dildo Doctrine: 1) Always test the suction of the dildo on your shower wall prior to use, in order to properly gauge the strength of the suction in the face of strong shearing forces. 2) Measure the circumference of the dildo to ensure a smooth entry and exit, thereby guaranteeing a pleasurable experience for all participating parties. 3) To avoid being impaled by the dildo in what can only be described as "the bad type of hurt," make sure the shower floor is covered in a non-slip surface for maximum safety. This public service announcement has been brought to you by the editorial staff of BALD, LLC, as well as the fine folks at the National Bathroom Sex Toy Safety Council.

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