This week: it’s official, Apple is gonna “loop us in” at their March 21 press event.  Join us as we decode the mysterious event invitation.  Plus:  some new leaks give us glimpses at the iPhone SE and iPhone 7 designs; why Apple’s new Spaceship campus is clearly home to a future post-apocalyptic battle colosseum; and we share the stuff we’re embarrassed to secretly love in an all-new Get To Know Ur Cultist.   Join our new Reddit community to discuss current episodes and submit and vote on story topics for future episodes! http://reddit.com/r/TheCultCast   This episode supported by   Freshbooks, the easy-to-use invoicing software designed to help small business owners get organized, save time invoicing and get paid faster.  And I can vouch for this from experience, it also makes tax time a cinch.  Get started with a free trial at Freshbooks.com/cultcast, and please enter “CultCast” in the “How did you hear about us?” section!   Casper’s American-made mattresses have just the right amount of memory foam and latex, and people everywhere love them.  Learn why and get $50 towards any mattress at Casper.com/cultcast.   We also want to give Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com a  thanks for the great music you hear on today's show.   On the show this week @erfon / @bst3r / @lkahney   Apple’s March 21 event promises to ‘Loop you in’ http://www.cultofmac.com/416926/apples-march-21-event-promises-to-loop-you-in/   iPhone 7 case hints at stereo speakers, no headphone jack http://www.cultofmac.com/416728/iphone-7-case-hints-at-stereo-speakers-no-headphone-jack/   Upcoming iPhone SE may look just like an iPhone 5s http://www.cultofmac.com/416833/upcoming-iphone-se-may-look-just-like-an-iphone-5s/   Close up with Apple’s new spaceship campus Theatre http://www.cultofmac.com/416360/close-up-with-apples-new-spaceship-campus-theatre/   Intro: Where are all the robots? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1fpSGAJeXI&list=PL95D18B34DCF05F92&index=55   Erfon never chokes back the tears watching Meet Joe Black https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIOjl93WrU   Buster wants to hand out the Bachelor rose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkzlHJF2RrA   This scene from Scrooged made Leander WEEP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d6y7IHYiIE   You need to try these.  Alone.  In your car. http://amzn.to/1SExtMQ