It's the start of a new Premier League season and everyone who loves Newcastle United is eagerly anticipating a stress-free stroll to three points...
Oh no, that's right, we're all fretting about going into a challenging away fixture without our premium striking option as he's decided to down tools and sulk.
Can Eddie Howe turn water into wine again? That's a bit unkind to the matchday squad, who possess a great deal of quality as well as buckets and buckets of fighting spirit. Let's do this!
