Ep 98 | Syria Strike, Cohen Raid, Comey Book, Zuck Grilled, Schumer Cringe

We break down the Syria chemical attack and missle strike response, the FBI's raid of Michael Cohen, James Comey's new book, Mark Zuckerberg on the Hill, Amy Schumer's cringey new movie and promo, plus hoax hate of the week! 

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ARTWORK by Facepalm Reality
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MUSIC
Don't Stop Believin' remix: https://youtu.be/ge0fXIiP4FY
Bearing and SugarTits' cover of "Catch the Wind" https://youtu.be/DPZtCSScFWM
"Dog Park" and "Odahviing" written and performed by AENEAS: http://bit.ly/2sibPZ7

ITEMS REFERENCED
Details on the German truck attacker: https://dailym.ai/2GZg3wq
Investigators say Jen Hart was drunk, drugged her family: http://bit.ly/2GZhLxR
Update on Laura Ingraham: http://bit.ly/2GWuP70
Syria coverage from Fox: https://fxn.ws/2quXEx9
Syria coverage from USA Today: https://usat.ly/2HzNSkE
Trump's statement on the Syria strike: https://youtu.be/iZ0PA1KnTBE
Washington Post editorial board says the Syria strike is the right call: https://wapo.st/2H0QiMn
Alex Jones cries: http://bit.ly/2GYHcQ2
And calls Trump an al Qaeda buttboy: http://bit.ly/2GZhxH0
Rachel Maddow says it's all a big distraction: http://bit.ly/2H0d9rk
New Yorker says Cohen raid will end Trump presidency: http://bit.ly/2qzwV1O
CNN's top Comey book excerpts: https://cnn.it/2GZ22yO
Reddit's parody: http://bit.ly/2GZiwqH
Cruz v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/135QwmQWLrY
Sasse v Zuckerberg: https://youtu.be/baYwMMbhtrI
Kennedy v Zuckerberg: https://nbcnews.to/2GZSsM0
Erin Burnett says the 'Swahili' comment is racist: http://bit.ly/2H34bJC
The Problem with Apu trailer: https://youtu.be/zGzvEqBvkP8
The Simpsons responds: http://bit.ly/2GYKm6o
Al Jean's tweet responding to backlash: http://bit.ly/2qzVWK4
I Feel Pretty trailer: https://youtu.be/cVx9EFK3DWE
Schumer accused of stealing the 'Enchanted Cottage' plot: http://bit.ly/2H2zeFP
Schumer on Colbert: https://youtu.be/BF5kS2UotsU
Hoax hate of the week, fake hijab pulling: http://bit.ly/2H2Twik