Bruce Vilanch, the writer who has delivered more lines to stars than a Hollywood coke dealer, brings Andrew along on whirlwind tour of his 45 plus years as a writer for hire and West Coast gay icon. From his days writing for famously weird variety shows like The Brady Bunch Variety Hour to his stint as longtime Oscar writer, Vilanch tells all—hear tales of the meanest anti-semite drunk in Hollywood history, all the big celebrity d**ks he’s seen as well as one or two of the biggest celebrity d**ks he’s worked for.