Did anyone else wake up and remember that the Real Housewives of Miami was returning to our screens?! We fill Desmond in on the ladies of RHOM and were surprised by his thoughts on founding housewife Larsa Pippen, and Desmond politely declines to comment on Mama Elsa...may she rest in peace. We also catch up on our weekly non-Bravo TV-related obsession, Law and Order: Organized Crime (more commonly known as Daddy Stabler's show) and we are pretty intrigued by Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Some questions, though: Why is Candiace's mom pulling a Mama Joyce? Why won't Gizelle fire her stylist? What's Darby's Barbie's secret to the ultimate snap back after baby?!? And on to the episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City we've all been waiting for...the arrest, y'all! How Desmond's girl came up with the internal bleeding excuse unde such stress and short notice is beyond us. All of the ladies reactions really support what we know about their personalities and we discuss which housewife we are in this scenario (spoiler: Desmond is Stuart). And this week's St. Andy Award goes to Lindsay Hubbard for reacting appropriately and with boss energy to Austen Kroll's abysmal WWHL appearance. We will never understand The Austen Effect, but we Stan a woman who knows her worth and acts on it!

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