You made us do this. We read what is officially the worst thing that either of us have ever read: Supermarket, by Bobby Hall aka also known as Logic. There's an insanely predictable plot, crude ethnic stereotypes, mishandled representations of mental illness and a twist you'll see coming not just from a mile off, but from 1999, when Fight Club was released. Cleanup on aisle nine for an absolute stinking heap of crap. Music by TOMBS and Fluisteraas