#674 We're such a minority under attack in the goth scene that we literally risk our lives here. (preview)

TODAY: We say goodbye to Matt Gaetz and marvel at his twitter response to the allegations against him.

PLUS: We delve deeper into the darkness of the Conservative Goths Facebook page than perhaps any other podcast to bring you tales of "Can I at least get a hug?" wife guys, more pro-fa rip-offs of antifa graphics, and a young goth concerned for a conservative family member who works for the federal government that DOGE promises to dismantle.

Fellow goths ask: can she inform on her coworkers to save herself?

ALSO: A Jaguar ad perplexes and infuriates the right wing, but thankfully they discover a Volvo ad into which they can put their hopes and dreams.

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