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Join J and Ben as they dive into Chapter 26 of the Goblet of Fire and discuss whether or not Moody Slash Barty Crouch would have turned Harry into a dolphin, why Harry didn’t just use the summoning charm on Ron since clearly it works on Salmon, and why you really only need to be half shark for the whole thing to work.