Hot TaKKKes, Super Anti-Woke Mario Actually Woke 04.12.23

In episode 1461, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Karl Hess to discuss… Ted Cruz's poorly timed and demonstrably ineffectual plan to secure schools like banks, making SF a better place (with more Klan-style lynchings), the woke/anti-woke duality of the new Mario movie, 'The Bodyguard' fans having absolutely no chill (or professional vocal training), and Domino's latest pizza-related tech gimmick!

1. Ted Cruz used armed officers at banks as an example of safety - 10 days before Louisville bank shooting | The Independent

Americans’ Experiences With Gun-Related Violence, Injuries, And Deaths | KFF

2. Tech Founder Maybe Up For Some Vigilante Justice, Public Hangings To Make San Francisco Great Again - Wonkette

3. Right Wingers Think 'Super Mario Bros.' Is 'Anti-Woke' | HuffPost Entertainment

Losers Are Complaining The Mario Movie Is Woke Because Of Rainbow Road (thegamer.com)

4. Bodyguard musical shut down because fans wouldn't stop singing along (avclub.com)

5. Domino’s Pizza can now be ordered via Apple CarPlay - The Verge

Domino's CarPlay: Stop Waiting. Start Ordering.

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