WEEKLY BULLETIN: Optus Compensates Users with "Valuable" Magic Beans Amid National Outage Chaos, Dumb and Dumber 3: "Death to Hamas" Debuts to Lukewarm Reviews, Bank Passes On Interest Rate Hikes, Somehow Rakes in $7 Billion Profit & Owner of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie in 1-Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup