

Hoes Throughout History: THEODORA!
Sep 1, 2025
25:07
In this week’s Hoes Throughout History, Kelsey dives into the scandalous, petty, and downright iconic life of Theodora of Byzantium - the actress-turned-courtesan who flipped the script and became Empress of the Byzantine Empire.
From slut-shaming gossip in the history books to changing laws for women, Theodora’s story is messy, powerful, and oh-so-relevant. We’ll cover:
- Her rise from stage girl to co-ruler 👑
- The social reforms that gave hoes rights in 500 CE ✨
- The infamous “Purple is a fine color for a burial shroud” speech that saved Constantinople from burning 🔥
Get comfy, grab your coffee, and let’s talk about how a “hoe” became the woman who held an empire together.
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