Ep 766: I hope I don't fall into a Ding Dong

*** Check out my other podcast "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". Here's the latest episode https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/you-dead *** Here's the video playlist for all the episodes from Tuesdays at Gebhards https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoRwry_hfdo5bw4Y8ga5iXhmhbDgk7O5H Sponsored by Skylight Frame $15 off at https://www.skylightframe.com/frame/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=showrenew&utm_campaign=OPIE/ Tuesdays at Gebhards with my 8th best friend Matt and I don't have a Prius. I have a man's car!  Also, Christmas Tree scam in New York City, no Thanksgiving in Thailand but they owe us, women hate the word moist, crooked tooth rock fish, no to goose yes to ostrich, strip poker on the nyc subway, Ron the Waiter tells crazy orgy story and more!