Jeff Bezos and other billionaires are fixated on grand visions for humanity, from building space colonies to terraforming Mars. Yet their businesses contribute heavily to the environmental and social crisis (or more generally, the metacrisis) they seem determined to leave behind. We explore why their off-world ambitions sidestep urgent issues like climate change, how their "philanthropy" is more control in disguise, and the dangers posed by their media influence. Could the dominance of billionaires in media—like Bezos’ ownership of The Washington Post, which has been criticized for avoiding the endorsement of Kamala Harris because it could disrupt his relationship with Donald Trump—be steering the United States toward a plutocracy?